Obama so phat, when he walks near a sea of voters, the tides come in.
-Eric H., Washington, DC
Obama so phat, he can canvass all of the Quad Cities at once.
-Andrew M., Silver Spring, MD
Obama so phat, he can't fit on the ticket with Hillary.
-Herb B., Boca Raton, FL
NEW! Obama so phat, they had to Supersize Tuesday.
-D. Silv, Brooklyn, NY
NEW! Obama so phat, it takes the whole country to back up his solo.
-E. Addison, Providence, RI
Obama so phat, at a phot-op, he's next to everyone.
-Joe W., Boston, MA
Obama so phat, it'd take several candidates to fill his shoes.
-Ethan A., Baltimore, MD
Obama so phat, he can vote in two districts at once.
-Sam M., Philadelphia, PA
NEW! Obama so phat, he eats up the competition.
-A. Garage, Washington, DC
Obama so phat, he may win by an actual landslide.
-Lance H., Princeton, NJ
Obama so phat, he's on both sides of the Aisle.
-Angela D., Alexandria, VA
Obama so phat, he has his own political gravity.
-Eric H., Washington, DC
Obama so phat, he makes Congress a Tri-cameral legislature.
-Mike H., New York, NY
Obama so phat, when he stood up, he broke the glass ceiling.
-D. Basee, Philadelphia, PA
NEW! Obama so phat, his Culinary Union endorsement was a no-brainer.
-J. Henderson, Washington, DC
Obama so phat, he'll take fries with that bill.
-Arturo D., Cambridge, MA
Obama so phat, he's half Kenyan, half Kansan, and half Hawaiian.
-Angela D., Alexandria, VA
Obama so phat, he is a primary color.
-Rob K., Rockville, MD
Obama so phat, his nickname is "Daaaaamn!"
-Honey N.I., Seattle, WA
Obama so phat, his platform is HUUUUUGE.
-Ethan A., Baltimore, MD
Obama so phat, Hillary may be leading in the polls, but Obama's opinions have more weight.
-Angela D., Alexandria, VA
Submit your own, and we'll add the best ones to the list!
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Spread the phatness with an official "Obama so phat" T-shirt!
Show everyone how phat YOU think Obama is.
$19.95 per shirt.
No shipping and no tax!
Available in S, M, L, and XL
6.1 oz 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Available in Blue Dusk w/ shiny Silver Ink
Allow 1-2 weeks for arrival.
To BUY IT, follow these instructions
FAQs
WHAT TYPE OF PAYMENTS DO YOU ACCEPT?
We accept anything Google Checkout does - VISA, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover. No cash or checks here!
WHERE DO YOU SHIP / DO YOU SHIP OVERSEAS?
We currently only ship to Canada, anywhere within the United States (including Hawaii & Alaska), and Puerto Rico. We do not ship anywhere else.
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE MY ORDER TO ARRIVE?
We try to ship every day, but please be patient and allow 1-2 weeks for arrival.
HOW DO I KNOW WHICH SIZE FITS ME?
We use Gildan 2000 Adult T's, which are pretty standard t-shirt sizes. Please see the chart above. We only have S, M, L, and XL.
DO YOU ACCEPT RETURNS?
We do not accept returns - please use the above chart and do your best to order the right size the first time! If you have other problems, like you accidentally were charged twice, or the shirt arrives all mangled, then of course you can email us at support@obamasophat.com to address your concerns.
ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH OBAMA?
Nope - this website does not have any political affiliation with any party or political organization. This is just an idea we thought would be fun.
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